Medical Humor Feed
Explore today's funniest medical jokes, filtered by specialty, in a clean, engaging format.
Cardiology Jokes
What’s a cardiologist’s favorite type of music?
Heavy beats!
Sarah Lee
New York
Why did the heart go to school?
To learn how to ventricle its feelings!
John Doe
Los Angeles
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Why don’t hearts tell secrets?
Because they might skip a beat.
Los Angeles
John Doe
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What did the cardiologist say to the broken heart?
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you mend your aorta!”
Sarah Lee
New York
Pediatrics Jokes
Why don’t kids ever trust pediatricians?
Because they’re always injecting a little fun!
Sarah Lee
New York
Why did the pediatrician bring a ladder?
To reach new heights with their tiny patients!
John Doe
Los Angeles
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Why did the teddy bear refuse the doctor’s appointment?
It was already stuffed!
Los Angeles
John Doe
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What do you call a baby who becomes a doctor?
An infant-ologist!
Sarah Lee
New York
Surgery Jokes
What’s a surgeon’s favorite game?
Operation!
Sarah Lee
New York
Why don’t surgeons ever get lost?
They always follow the incision!
John Doe
Los Angeles
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What did the patient say after surgery?
“Suture self!”
Los Angeles
John Doe
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Why did the scalpel cross the road?
To make the cut!
Sarah Lee
New York
General Medicine Jokes
What’s a cardiologist’s favorite type of music?
Heavy beats!
Sarah Lee
New York
Why did the heart go to school?
To learn how to ventricle its feelings!
John Doe
Los Angeles
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Why don’t hearts tell secrets?
Because they might skip a beat.
Los Angeles
John Doe
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What did the cardiologist say to the broken heart?
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you mend your aorta!”
Sarah Lee
New York